THE SACKING OFF HONEYBADGER FROM CLUB

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Author: APACHE PUSSY WARRIOR "HONEYBADGER"
Fri 1 Aug, 2014 12:36:35

Me regret to inform, that me sacked from Apaches Cricket Club. Me wish top title read "sucking off", but unfortunately, not to be.

Me receive notification from Apache solicitor "Legal Eagle", that me no longer welcome at club due to too many sexual harassment complaints.

Me apologise to Alpha warrior, Regan warrior, and Blowhard warrior, for unwanted attention caused by me. Me now ordered to undergo counseling to control sexual addiction.

So this last time membership hear from me, ever again! But me will miss Alpha warrior the most. The way him look at me with deep brown eyes, is enough to melt any pussy warrior. Not to mention when him drunk and bending over at pub, with pants falling down around ankles......and looking at me with other deep brown eye!

So me compose love song dedication for Alpha warrior to say goodbye. Me call it "ALL MY LOVING", and me sing it now with very deep pussy warrior voice, and sung to Beatles lyric:

And a one......and a two......and a one, two, three

Close your eyes and me kiss you
Tomorrow me miss you
Remember me always be true
And then when me away
Me write home everyday
And me send all my loving to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

All my loving, me will send to you
All my loving, Alpha darling me be true
All my loving, me will send to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Me pretend that me kissing
The Alpha lips that me missing
And hope that dreams will come true
And then when me away
Me write home everyday
And me send all my loving to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

All my loving, me will send to you
All my loving, Alpha me be true
All my loving, me will send to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.