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Author: Apache Chief "GERONIMO"
Tue 16 Sep, 2014 12:11:59

Me read ancient Chinese book. It written by Chinese warrior Confucius.

Confucius say "Him who go to bed with worried mind, not go to bed at all, because him cannot sleep".

What planet Confucius warrior come from?

Me say...... "Him who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly fingers!"

Confucius also say in book "Him who have worried mind in bed, scratch head all night, and wake up with sore head".

Me say..........."Not worry about going to bed with itchy scalp. Me remove scalp when you sleeping!"

Chinese proverbs very difficult to comprehend.

Author: Marty Richmond Apache Girlfriend "POKE-HER-HONTAS"
Tue 16 Sep, 2014 15:02:57

Marty very romantic warrior.

Him Apache version of Confucius. Marty say..............Virginity like bubble, one prick and all gone!

Author: Marty Richmond Mother-in-law "GREY BEAR".
Tue 16 Sep, 2014 15:15:21

Me warned you Poke-her-hontas.

Me warned you that Marty passionate kiss like spider quickly lead to undoing of fly!!!!!!!

Author: "MOON LIGHT"...........Friend to Poke-her-hontas
Tue 16 Sep, 2014 18:10:48

Hello Poke-her-hontas

Not let Marty be pig in relationship.

Me hope things work out.

Remember Apache proverb.........May the wind blow new energy into your spirit.

Author: Poke-her-hontas
Tue 16 Sep, 2014 18:17:45

Yes..........provided Marty not standing up ahead, and me standing in down wind direction.

If him fart, it enough to kill any spirit in its path!

Last time he let one rip, it cleared forest of all animal life. Creatures even prepared to take chances with skunk, than to breath Marty air.

Tue 16 Sep, 2014 18:40:44

Marty total pig!!!!

Me remember when me date him many moons ago.

One time, after him finish watching soccer game on TV, he come to bed, late at night.

After him lay in bed for a few minutes, Marty let a total ripping fart go.

Me roll over and say......"What the heck was that?"

Marty say......."1 to nil. Me ahead."

Me then decide to give him taste of own medicine. Me let a fly-killing zinger go!

Marty gasped......"What was that?"

Me reply....."1 all. Score tied."

Marty then lay quietly in bed for 5 minutes trying to work up a really big one. Before he knew it, something happened-Marty push so hard that he crapped the bed.

Me ask......."What in the world was that?"

Marty reply....."Halftime. Time to switch sides".


Author: Apache Pussy Warrior "HONEYBADGER"
Tue 16 Sep, 2014 19:01:43

That disgusting!

This why me stear clear of Marty, and concentrate on Alpha warrior. Him truly gentleman.

Alpha warrior and me make perfect match. We both like Hungry Jack and McDonalds.

Alpha warrior can be the meat between my buns anyday xoxoxo.

Wed 17 Sep, 2014 15:13:22

So you still sing love song dedication to Alpha warrior, at Kensington Hotel these days?

Wed 17 Sep, 2014 15:23:34


Last time me sing him Bette Midler song called "Wind Beneath My Wings" at Apache karaoke night.

Remember, me sing like this with deep pussy warrior voice....and a one...and a two...and a one, two, three:

So me was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the strength
A beautiful face without a name for so long
A beautiful smile to hide the pain when me inside you

Did you ever know that Alpha, you my hero?
And everything me would like to be?
Me can fly higher than an eagle
For Alpha the meat between my buns.

Me really love Apache karaoke night. When we do again?

Author: Apache warrior "GREY WOLF"
Thu 18 Sep, 2014 10:49:02

Me remember that karaoke competition very well.

Me remember Honeybadger win first prize. What you do with trophy?

Thu 18 Sep, 2014 10:55:48

Me leave trophy behind.

Me remember coming off stage, and at same time, Alpha warrior walk into room. Him very drunk.

Him look a me and say......"Want to f@*k?"

Me look at him and say....."OK."

Me then pick-up Alpha warrior, and carry him home to pussy warrior pink tepee.

Why do you think Alpha warrior have that John Wayne walk these days?

Thu 18 Sep, 2014 11:01:56


Alpha warrior not say......"Want to f@#k?"

Him say........."WHAT the f@#k?"

Him see you come off stage wearing cross dressing Apache clothes, and Alpha warrior say....."WHAT THE F@#K?"

Him always say....."WHAT THE F@#K?"

It famous Alpha warrior expression.

Thu 18 Sep, 2014 11:03:24

Him should learn to speak more clearly!